The Squirrelinator

So, yesterday Dennis and I had a run in with the Squirrelinator.  We went hunting in Pearl River WMA for squirrel, rabbit and hog.  Around 740 am I saw a squirrel on a tree right in from of me.  for all intents and purposes it looked just like any other squirrel.  But it wasn't!  I shot it, which knocked it out of the tree.  The squirrel landed on its back, bounced to its feet and ran away!  At the time I was thinking, "What a tough squirrel!"  Around 20 minutes later I heard Dennis let off a shot.  Later, when we got back together, he told me his story.  He saw a squirrel on the ground, eating.  He took a shot at it, which knocked it over.  This squirrel went into a barrel roll, wound up on its feet, and ran off!  I had no choice but come to the conclusion that it must have been the same squirrel, and it is the Squirrelinator.  I am now convinced that Skynet has come up with the plan to send these things back in time to eradicate the human race.  Dennis and I were lucky to escape with our lives!  Now, the theory has been put forth by my friend Gina that it was a zombie squirrel.  I don't think this is the case, because I'm pretty sure that zombies have a certain odor associated with them, and i didn't smell anything.  Another theory, put forth by Scott (http://www.fritzvandergus.com/) is that it was a ninja squirrel.  I disagree with this one as well.  This squirrel didn't have the required ninja garb, nor did I see a katana sword or any other equipment.  So be wary, my friends!  There are cyborg squirrels on the loose, they are hard to kill, and they are out for blood!